Austrian Unix Militia

Born to command

Our Mission Statement

We are the last defense command line of the purity in computing. We preserve the clearance of code, the efficiency of information technology, the old art of computing that is just simply getting the job done right. Simple, clear and uncolored - like real man do.

We preserve real computing until the days of GUIs are over. Someday information systems designed by marketing, clerks and lawyers will vanish. That will be the day when people will recognize that this software was sold just to solve problems noone would have without it and to make a lot of other problems to need lawyers for. On that day we will restart the information technology again doing what computers where thought to do in the good old days: efficient data processing.

Recently unclassified information

We recommend european software patents!

The "Software Industry" was an ecological and social experiment. It failed! It is a shame that all that creativity and manpower of young people is trapped and abolished in an so-called industry that outputs nothing. What could all these people give to society if they would have real work? What about the careers they miss?

The experiment is over. Let's free the people now! Software patents are a way to do this. What the EU-Commission does is quite intelligent. They destroy the european software industry but take care that the US suffers more by giving their software industry protected markets. That will free european young creative personal ressources now bound in that worthless industry and, on the other side, will bind more US-people to it.

After the graphic user interface came creeping out of the dark of software evolution that evolution was up a blind alley barking up almost every wrong tree. Linux proves this. Software fumbled together by a bunch of geeks threatens the whole software industry? What a joke! What good is that industry? Its like you and me feeling so uncomfortable in our cars that we two start to build a better one - and succeed!

We want copyright now!

American DMCA is great! The RIAA sues twelve year old schoolgirls because of listening to commercial music products from the internet. At first glance this seems cruel, but it is a sacrifice the little girl does to all the others kids of her age. Maybe that hard action shows other kiddies to keep away from what can turn their lifes into misery: commercial music products.

In the name of audio-visual hygiene we want this law in europe! now! The EU-Commission wants it to! Life can be great!

How to join us

We operate secret and in covert. You cannot join us, we choose you.
Secrecy is our first, and presently only, rule. For your protection it is possible that we won't even tell you that you are already a member of the AUM.

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